BREAKING: Ryan T suffers season ending injury.

We regret to inform our fans that our starter, Ryan T. suffered a fatal injury over the offseason. Ryan was attacked by the Italian mafia during a exhibition dodgeball match in Milan, Thankfully, he is alive and is currently receiving treatment here in the United States, Ryan has been moved to the disabled list indefinitely and is expected to miss 2018 Spring Training & the entire 2018 season.